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Coo. The things you see, eh? When I stopped for petrol at my local Total station I had this feeling I was being watched. I was right. This guy was looking straight at me.




Yes. It's a Cardboard Policeman. He spends all day looking out over the forecourt. 

I had to ask them why it was there. Apparently it is to deter drive-off fuel theft.

So: What exactly does he do if you drive off without paying? Does he come to life, burst through the plate glass window and pursue you down the street. Or does he just wave back and forth slightly in impotent indignation?

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