Wednesday, 13 September 2017

Warm welcome

What is this?

I will have to ask the nearest Expectation Management Operative.

Saturday, 9 September 2017

Monday, 4 September 2017

This is just plain wrong

What were they thinking? 

This can't be right. I bet if we went to France and tried to sell English champagne they would be all over us like a cheap suit.

Saturday, 2 September 2017


This weird modern right of passage has finally reached our town.

You and your betrothed engrave your names on a padlock, attach it to a bridge and (I assume) you throw the keys in the river as a sign of undying commitment.

If you don't have that sort of  commitment, then the humble cable tie is equally acceptable.