Friday, 31 March 2017

Moth and Rust

Well, here is something you don't see very often. This is corrugated iron that has rusted through in the valleys* which must have been a disappointment to the owner.

*Apparently you can't take the iron out of the valleys, but you can take the valleys out of the iron in this case.


Thursday, 30 March 2017

Progress

Now we are on the way to a Post Europe Britain, a brave new world awaits us. We can forge ahead leaving the jolly old foreigners on the continent in our wake as we thrust towards the bright new tomorrow. 

If we ask them nicely, America may lend us some paraffin.




Thursday, 2 March 2017

Real News

The Monopod civilisations of the Androgynous Nebula are endlessly fascinated with bipedal monocephalous cultures like our own.

They arrive on sightseeing tours every year and are drawn to domestic and office environments.

They are curious by nature and they try to blend in to their surroundings and observe our strange ways.