Monday, 16 November 2015


What do your neighbours look like? 

I wonder if they look like this male and female I snapped recently on the nearby planet Tharg. They are not great conversationalists, but look how proud they are of their tame stick.

Tuesday, 10 November 2015

Oh, and..

"I'm looking for a nice painting". 

"Certainly sir. There are a couple at the back of the shop, past the weird tin hanging fish, behind the Harley and the Oak table, past the sporting memorabilia cabinet and just next to the croquet mallets".

"Ah yes. Thank you".

Monday, 9 November 2015

Suit You

Gentlemen's shirts sir? Certainly. They are at the back of the shop, just past the old side valve BSA M21.

Tuesday, 3 November 2015


Quick! A fugitive is leaving the building by the nearest exit.

Fortunately we have our best men on the case.