Tuesday, 31 July 2012

Table Sign

I went to the local pub for lunch recently and sat down at a table with a sign that said "Reserved"



Well: All the other tables said "Outgoing" - and that really isn't me.

Monday, 30 July 2012

Small Scale

Who would be an Aphid eh? 

You spend all day sucking sap from a plant because that's all there is to eat. 
 
Gangs of Ants turn up and fiddle with your nether regions for their own purposes. 
 
Then quite suddenly a giant two legged monster delivers death from a spraygun and it's all over.




An unusual foray into the world of macro photography for me. This was taken hand held (both camera and plant stem) with natural lighting. Suddenly I realise just how difficult good macro shots of insects are.

Sunday, 29 July 2012

Bristol

"Busted flat in Baton Rouge, waitin' for the train: Feeling 'bout as faded as my jeans.."

No, not Baton Rouge* but the grounds of Bristol Cathedral and not busted flat either, just a student getting out of the sun. I took a similar picture at Salisbury a couple of years ago.

I converted this picture to monochrome with a strong red channel bias, making the grass look more like snow (and bleaching it white in places...).



*By the way, why to American places sound so much more hip than our town names?



Saturday, 28 July 2012

Local Fence

The months of rain followed by a couple of weeks of sun have transformed the farm meadows. The grass is waist high and the weeds are even higher. Farmers have started to cut for hay, a risky business that requires a few more days without rain for the hay to dry before it is taken indoors.

It must taste nice, becuse it sure doesn't look appetising.




Friday, 27 July 2012

Convertible

Summer. Sunshine (for a change), and all across Britain, old Morgans are being teased out of their garage slumber and on to the road.

I've never had a convertible car, and I am amazed at how many of them you see when the sun shines. You don't see that many driving aroung with the hood up in the winter. I wonder what is going on. Are there really that many people who keep a rag top in the garage as a spare car just for use in the summer?





So here's to the Morgan. A classic 1930s car photographed with a classic 2012 Olympus digital SLR using a classic 1980 Tamron SP90 lens...






Thursday, 26 July 2012

Dilemma

Minimal treatment for this ripe crop picture.

The current farmers' dilemma is when to start the harvest. This sudden and extreme hot spell following on months of record breaking rain is drying the ground and drying the crops nicely. Dry crops are better than damp ones.

If you go early, you will harvest the wheat but you may have to pay to get it dried, and this reduces the profits. If you wait, the rains might return and lay the top heavy plants down, making them difficult to harvest.



Full treatment on this image of a Rape seed crop. I used extreme amounts of shadow and highlight correction to produce a HDR like image, with further shading in the sky and foreground.

All this treatment was intended to inject life into an otherwise static image of a crop waiting its fate. In this case the seeds are not ready, they haven't turned black.






I note that a mere fifteen minutes in the sun was enough to burn my arms. When the sun finally does come out it does so with a vengeance...


Wednesday, 25 July 2012

Vertigo

Here is the standard "down the stairwell shot" which looks quite a lot like the "up the stairwell shot" featured on two Beatles albums.

What is it with this vertigo thing? That inner urge to jump when you are presented with a really dangerous drop. Why would your mind even consider such a thought?




Oh dear. Perhaps its just me. I'll get my coat.


Tuesday, 24 July 2012

Marlborough

Here's a post in praise of Marlborough, nestled in the Wiltshire downs with it's wide main street, varied shops and town charter dating back to 1204.

Marlborough's problem is that it is popular. I have never known it quiet, even in winter. As a result it can be tricky finding somewhere for a nice cup of tea and a sit down. I don't recommend Polly's tea shop, it is quite expensive, and almost always crowded.

No, I suggest St Peters at the west (Marlborough College) end of the High Street. It looks like a church but it isn't. There's a tea shop/restaurant and a craft shop in there. You can escape the rush of the town to your own little sanctuary.




On Saturdays you can climb the tower and have a guided tour by the Tower Constable. Here's the escapement that drives the tower clock...


From the top you get an excellent view of the town. Here is the College




And here is the view over the High Street.



So, why not go back to the past and have a look around Marlborough, with Tea and Cakes in St Peters...









Monday, 23 July 2012

Warning

Everything needs a warning these days.

Suffocation Danger Exists...

Really? In what way? The interior of this room safe is about 6 x 9 x 12 inches. It is bolted to the top shelf of the wardrobe. 


I'm not certain exactly what method you'd use to get yourself into the thing, but it should be an Olympic Sport.





Of course this could be a warning not to put your pet dog in the safe when you go out. Maybe?

Saturday, 21 July 2012

Dry Wedding

Dry: Not as in a no drinks wedding but as in a not Wet Wedding...

I left the conventional pictures to the professional photographer and lurked in search of the other moments. Once upon a time the couple placed disposable cameras on the tables for people to use, these days they leave pre-addressed envelopes with  blank DVD disk so you can put your own images on there.

So here are two I thought they might like:





Friday, 20 July 2012

Thursday, 19 July 2012

Icon

Here's a humble design icon from the farm barn.

It's the standard Jerrycan. Designed in the 1930s for the German military, and given the catchy name Wehrmacht-Einheitskanister. It is full of clever design ideas and definitely fit for purpose.

The old fashioned screw top square petrol cans that our Tommies had were so uselss by comparison that they started comandeering any "Jerry Cans" they came across. Eventually this simple and iconic design was copied by the American and the Russian forces by the end of the War.


Wednesday, 18 July 2012

Enjoy

Here's the decision list for the ordinary man:

Enjoy your job. 
Make lots of money. 
Work within the Law. 
(Choose any two...)






Now the decision list for a Banking Executive

Flout the law
Be paid a fortune
Get away with it and keep the money
(Choose all three...)





Tuesday, 17 July 2012

Really?

Did we really use this stuff only a decade ago?

How primitive old technology seems! How smart and clever it seemed when we first encountered it. 

As I was growing up, our camera was a box brownie. I didn't pay much attention to cameras until dad bought a Zenit 3m. This was an early metal bodied interchangeable lens SLR and it came with all sorts of problems. You had to wind the film on to put the mirror down so you could see through the viewfinder. Having cocked the shutter, the received wisdom was you shouldn't leave it like that because you would "wear the springs out". Also, to quote the user quite translated from Russin "It is forbidden to turn the shutter dial between 1/500 and 1/8"

And look. The new fangled 35mm film came in cassettes, not silly rolls with orange paper backing. You could take 36 pictures before you took the film in to the chemists in town.



Technology: Blink and you'll miss it.

Monday, 16 July 2012

Closure

Are you having trouble keeping it all together? Is there a gap in your life or maybe you're feeling a little frayed at the edges.

Perhaps it all seems to be coming apart and you're feeling a little exposed. Well here is good news. 

If you are seeking closure, get a Zip...






(The humble zip has been with us for about a hundred years and was found on tobacco pouches for some time before it was trusted for use on clothing)

Sunday, 15 July 2012

F8 and be there

Yes, "f8 and be there" used to be the old press photographer's saying. There's a lot of truth in that. You have to be there to get the picture.

Here's my behind the scenes picture for the sumer sunrise I photographed in June. It was a huge effort to be there at 4:30 am and I did indeed set the lens to f8...


But the rewards justified the hard work...

Saturday, 14 July 2012

Macro

Macro or Close up?

Well, macro should refer to a magnification of one to one, where the subject is the same size as the negative. (This leads to an ineresting scenario if you use a whole plate camera...) Anyway, this picture qualifies as a close up under these rules.


Taken with the Zuiko 45mm portrait lens mounted on a 10mm Kenko extension tube using off camera flash.




Strawberries were harmed during the production of this work.

Friday, 13 July 2012

Positive

Right. I have decided to be positive and not mention the word rain on this blog again this summer. We all know how poor Blighty has been battered this year. After a winter drought we now have parts of the country receiving a month's precipitation in twenty four hours. Towns are flooded, the crops are wet, the ground is wet, it's just a sodden mess.


So: Here we have a nice picture of our domestic rose. What could be nicer? This grows around the kitchen window of our little country cottage as you can see.


Some technical details: 

I chose to take this particular image with my trusty E-M5 DSLR and the excellent Zuiko 45mm f1.8 lens. This combination offers fast auto focus and spectacular image quality. Both camera and lens are very well regarded in the growing micro four thirds community. In fact I read of photographers abandoning full size Canon and Nikon gear, buying into m4/3 to get the benefit of light and compact gear without giving up good optics and camera performance.





In this case the rose is rendered nicely out of focus revealing the excellent "bokeh" quality it can produce because the AF has grabbed onto the window in the foreground that was, as usual, covered in rain.

Doh!

Thursday, 12 July 2012

Temptation

What could be worse than being locked in a prison cell and fed once a day while the guards display great piles of food just down the corridor.

I tell you, if horses could work out how to undo door bolts they would be off and away to feasting and liberty.


This is, of course, another context picture as discussed on these faded pages before.


Wednesday, 11 July 2012

Volcano Live

You may have noticed that the BBC is currently screening a four night program called Volcano Live! 

This appears to feature two people sitting in a caravan on Hawaii near a volcano that isn't doing very much at present, while talking about pictures of other volcanos that are also fairly dormant. BTW: Why the cue cards, did the crew forget to take the autocue* equipment?

Now I realise you can't schedule an eruption in advance, but surely this didn't need to be a live satellite link program. 

Surely it could have been filmed in advance. Still what do I know?

Meanwhile here is my version of Volcano Live. It's pretty much like the TV program but with more visual impact:


*Sorry Nigel, I mean Autoscript...

Tuesday, 10 July 2012

Bunch of fairies

How can you say you don't believe in fairies when there is such solid proof to be had.

This remarkable fairy ring appeared on the cricket pitch overnight. Them little blighters must have been mighty busy, that's all I can say...





Monday, 9 July 2012

No Charge

After four years of sturdy operation my Nokia dumbphone's battery really has reached the end of the line. It now only lasts about a day and a half on a charge. (BTW, This Nokia takes and makes calls and texts, it plays my MP3s, its only 9mm thick and isn't worth stealing. I don't need a smart phone).

Time to change the battery. 

I search eBay and come up with a brand new Nokia Lithium polymer battery in its bubble pack. 

I take the back off the phone, swap the batteries and its like new again. A full charge keeps it going for four days. It would probably run all week if I turned it off when I didn't need it.




So: I was able to change the battery myself. The Nokia runs for a week on a change. The total cost for this was about five pounds. 

Are you listening Apple?


Sunday, 8 July 2012

Growth

The village meadows are flourishing in all this rain, the grass is waist high.. Absence of sunshine doesn't stop stuff growing or even ripening: Consider the rainforest, there is plenty of wet but not much light at ground level, yet things still grow.

It's the same with agricultural crops apparently. Even if there is no prolonged sunny spell the wheat crop will still ripen. 

The problems come later, because the seed heads will be swollen and will have a high moisture content. This makes the plant top heavy. At this point the crop is in danger of laying down and becoming unharvestable.




Furthermore farmers need the land to be dry to allow the monster harvesters to operate. This year, only time will tell.

Saturday, 7 July 2012

Wet Wedding

It's July, the height of summer and a wedding is taking place at the village church. Surely settling on a July Wedding is a safe bet, even in Britain.

Well, not this year. The bride and groom came out to light but steady rain:





Clearly the photographer had his work cut out trying to make this look nice.

 He brought along a red heart shaped umbrella to keep the couple dry and act as a nice foreground prop. Good thinking - but I suppose if you are a wedding photographer you take this kind of thing in your stride.




Finally: All aboard the red London Routemaster for a chilly trip* to the reception venue.


*There's an open rear deck on this bus



Friday, 6 July 2012

Problem

Apparently we don't have problems any more. It's not a Problem, it's an Opportunity. Similarly customers are not difficult, they are special. Every downbeat word is being sidelined and replaced with something bright, shiny and positive. What is this? The bonfire of the sanities?

So give me a positive word to sum up a long drawn out wet spell where there should be Summer. An optimistic word for a world mired in recession where the prospect of a relaxed retirement after a lifetime of hard work is vanishing before our eyes.

Hmm?



Meanwhile, here's a Gate and a pile of logs.





Thursday, 5 July 2012

Rope trick

Here is the village tug-o-war rope waiting collection in the church porch after a weekend's rural frolicking recently.

I think it makes a pleasing abstract pattern or texture picture and I wonder if it would sell?



In that case it really would be money for old rope.

Wednesday, 4 July 2012

Mist and Rain

Aaah, moisture. That's what we get in Britain. 

"After the Sun, the rain. After the rain, the Sun. This is the way of life, Till the work be done" to quote the hymn.

An overcast day in the Lakes with mist on the field.



Meanwhile, its pouring down in Hampshire



The problem is: Neither the mist not the rain are real. They both came out of Photoshop. 

Beware what you see in print.

Tuesday, 3 July 2012

Rural idyll

Here's a nice scene. I wonder where it is? 

Perhaps it is the water meadows just outside Salisbury made famous by John Constable. 

Maybe we are on the banks of the Test near the small but perfectly formed town of Stockbridge.



No. In fact we are on the runway at Greenham Common which is slowly (very slowly) reverting to nature. 

There are still plenty of sharp and hard metal things poking out of the ground if you go looking for them. In general it is starting to look nice and green.

Monday, 2 July 2012

Clean and dirty

Here are two pictures from the old monochrome archives. They both come from my film era and the first dates from about 1980. This shows a Halifax back street in winter and I went to some trouble to preserve the grainy look of the original negative. 




Grain was always part of photography, and was a character building component in gritty black and white images of the 1960s.


The second picture comes from 1997, taken on XP2, a rather more modern film. In this case compressing the picture for the web has removed what little grain there was. One could argue the smooth picture of a storm damaged barn in the Cotswolds represents industrial decay while the grainy image of Halifax hints at a vibrant community, however the grain seems to say otherwise.




So grain and noise in a picture does affect how we see the image. The question is: In banishing it from modern digital images, have we made the world look more or less realistic? 


Answers on Quark please.

Sunday, 1 July 2012

Arts and Crafts

Posed appropriately outside a beauty salon, here is a rather splendid Austin Healey 3000 from 1963.

Once upon a time, Britain was known as a manufacturing country. We made stainless steel cutlery, sports cars, ships, aircraft and a whole lot more besides.




These days we are just left with the finance industry, and that only seems to manufacture headlines and excuses.