Saturday, 27 January 2018


In a direct contradiction of the well known saying, here's proof that "when one door opens, another two open as well - although one remains closed".

OK, I realise as a saying it's not as snappy.

Friday, 26 January 2018


The phone is ringing.

Summon Scrollocks the butler and tell him to call a maid of all work to answer it.

Saturday, 6 January 2018


Spotted: This container with an enigmatic three letter abbreviation. Maybe it's a modern word, like "meh"?

It's confusing. There were two others nearby, and they were equally confusing. You would think Debenhams would know better.

Tuesday, 2 January 2018


Oh dear. The poor old pound. Once upon a time you could build an empire with the Queen's currency.

These days it's looking a bit wonky. Perhaps we get them stamped in China to save money?