Thursday, 23 February 2017


Lovely colours, perfect form, and the essential black background.

Ah, what's not to like?

Saturday, 18 February 2017


"Hey guys. I've got a great idea for a reality TV show.

We put a buffoon in charge of a superpower and then video the hilarious consequences. 

By the way, we can get funding from Moscow."

Monday, 13 February 2017

That day

Oh dear. That day again.

That day when you see men doing an impossible, almost Herculean task.

They are buying flowers and carrying them down the high street.

Here's one, hiding in a doorway. Working up his courage.

Tuesday, 7 February 2017

A nice tea break ruined.

Confined to home for several days with man-flu, I have been reduced watching daytime TV.

I recently found a documentary on the Japanese Tea Ceremony. O dear. They're not like us. It looks like a nice tea break ruined. 

Two things you won't hear at a Matcha tea ceremony:

"Eee, hurry up lad, I'm gasping"


"Is there another one in t'pot?"