Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Ecclesiastical restraint

What's going on at Wenhaston church? Why do they have a set of manacles in the vestry? 

Are they Strict and Particular Baptists?

Wednesday, 21 September 2016

This way

I have news for you, June Lane:  You are the centre of the Universe.

PS. Whatever happened to pointy finger signs?

Monday, 19 September 2016

Retaining bolt

Gravity is unreliable.

This closely guarded fact is kept from the public by a cautious government for fear that it will cause panic. We naturally assume gravity will always be there and will always work, but this is not the case.

In certain circumstances gravity gets distracted and forgets the rules.

This is why, at the top of large (and therefore massive) hills you will always find the Retaining Bolt that keeps the whole thing screwed securely to Mother Earth.

Sunday, 11 September 2016

Real or fake

No, surely not?

But yet, maybe they are serious. The only way to find out is to get your cheque book out and call their bluff.