Felix the cat

Felix the cat. Only £3.99. Includes shortbread biscuits.

Its only water

The sea misbehaving. 

Put those flagstones back and don't do that again.

Head in the clouds

Don't leave your mobile phone on the windowsill at this monastery. That's probably why the monks don't have mobile phones.

Awkward

An embarrassing historical moment captured by quick thinking sculptor.

When the Corinthian rugby team saw the strength of the opposition, their heads literally exploded.

Cold

Imagine sitting in a bath of cold water all day long, and then all night as well. 

Always

The sun always shines at thirty five thousand feet, even in October. Below us, just rain and gloom.