Monday, 27 June 2016

For Sale

For Sale: 

Some British pound coins. Not worth much.

We also have some items of infrastructure for sale: Railways, Bridges, a Banking System. 

All offers entertained. Cash needed soon.




Saturday, 25 June 2016

Goodbye to all that

Sunset, and as the farmer drives his herd of Quorn to the barn for the evening milking, all is still apart from the sound of the illegal rave down the valley. 

Britain is at peace after all the Brexit business. Tomorrow will be a better day.

Surely?


Tuesday, 21 June 2016

Uncomfortable

I believe in waste not want not.

OK, I reluctantly admit that these jeans are probably past their best.



Wednesday, 15 June 2016

Confrontation

Running the country can be an ugly business. People literally hurl insults at each other in the name of politics and things can get out of hand.

In England we have our own way of sorting things out. 

Opposing factions face off dressed in the same uniform and proceed to threaten each other at some distance with handkerchiefs.

We find this works fine for us.



Saturday, 11 June 2016

Certainly Sir

If you would like to take a seat in the lobby, we can bring you some coffee. 

The chamber maid is cleaning your room. It will be ready in just a few minutes.



Wednesday, 8 June 2016

Trained

Stay!  STAY!

Good dog...

He's well trained that one. He will stay like that for hours, months even.



Tuesday, 7 June 2016

Styx

A quiet day on the road to Hades. The ferryman has gone for a beer with all those coins he collected. Your last chance to turn back.



Monday, 6 June 2016

Waiting room

Plenty of room in this three acre garden. 

Pull up a chair and wait for something to happen.