Prize

Here is my entry for the prestigious Turner Prize.



Clearly the image is pretentious, self important, and it speaks volumes about bricks. I have given it a confusing and irrelevant name : "Freshly Mown Grass". It is a monochrome picture, which is always trendy. I will present it as a four by six inch print straight from Snappy Snaps, thereby repudiating the conventional big print photographic exhibition process. So it is as great a piece of foolishness as you could wish for.

No: I know I won't win the Turner Prize. This celebrates excellence in visual arts, and photography is clearly one of those. No. I can't win it. It's only open to artists under the age of fifty.


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