Note to the BBC:
Dear BBC. The weatherman on Countyfile today had nothing but bad news in his forecast tonight. Apparently (so he tells us) there is rain, sleet, snow, wind, more rain and some frost due this week.
Is it possible to replace him with someone that gives more positive forecasts of better weather? I enclose an example of better weather in case you are puzzled by my request.
Colonel Harrumphington Brown