Life Observed

Note to the BBC: Dear BBC. The weatherman on Countyfile today had nothing but bad news in his forecast tonight. Apparently (so he tells us) there is rain, sleet, snow, wind, more rain and some frost due this week. Is it possible to replace him with someone that gives more positive forecasts of better weather? I enclose an example of better weather in case you are puzzled by my request. Yours  Colonel Harrumphington Brown

Aha!  I spy Cadbury's Chocolate Fingers in the biscuit pile at work. They have already been opened. In fact there are only three left, so I snaffle one. "I hope you like them, they are quite interesting " someone says. I am puzzled, and look closely at the packet. Aargh!  Salted peanut chocolate biscuit fingers.  Horrible. What sort of twisted mind would come up with a disappointment of such galactic dimensions?

A tech post today: How digits have progressed: Here are three images taken since 2003 which illustrate how digital cameras finally overtook film in almost all departments: Oh dear. My first two megapixel camera. More art than science. It was a slow start, and even three megapixels really didn't do the business in 2004. This next one is from an early Fuji digital camera, not a compact, but a reasonably serious item. Perhaps I should have waited another year before jumping into digits. Ah well. Its 2004, and now we have 8Mp and a much better lens. A very reasonable effort. Well done Olympus. Forward to 2008 and I made the jump to a digital SLR with interchangeable lenses (and a mild increase to 10Mpixels). This put me back where I was six years before with the last of my Nikon film cameras. Now at last the results are rewarding and worthwhile. Finally 2015. Here we have a 16Mpixel camera that is smaller than many of the above that can be...

Somewhere is the south of France a few years ago. I wonder where it was? Such is the nature of our instant memories these days. Click. Move on. Forget. It's not Stoke on Trent, that's for sure.

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What a lovely old four and a half volt battery spotted on a shelf in a stately home . I bet the servant's doorbell doesn't work any more.  Then, neither do the servants.

If the Russians finally invade us, it seems to me that the good folks at Southwold will be the first to know.  Last one in the Sole Bay Inn buys the beers!