Monday, 7 March 2016

Ad Speak

Ad men (or women) have a lot to answer for. 

I would like to meet the person that decided "fun size" actually means "small". 

Why can't you buy a small coffee these days? And why is a medium coffee larger than any human could possibly drink in one coffee break?

And why is this ice cream full of joy?


  1. I was confused when 'grab and go' crisp packets were invented. What should I do with non-grab and go crisps? JT

    1. I get concerned when I get offered "cash back" in Sainsburys. How does that work? Am I supposed to split the money with the cashier and hope security doesn't spot us?