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Last night I looked out at our garden and I saw this weird alien spaceship. It was silver grey and kept morphing into different shapes as I watched it. I grabbed the camera and took some pictures.

Then quite suddenly it vanished, I couldn't see it any more*






*Well, I couldn't see it because I decided to draw the curtains.

 OK. It was actually the moon reflected in the greenhouse. 

 Har Har. April Fool!


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