This strange shape shifting object worries me. It has been in out kitchen cupboard forever, but neither of us remembers buying it. I am starting to wonder if it is some sort of alien communication device. Furthermore if you surprise it, it does this. If it actually turns out to be the Ambassador from the planet Zorg, then we are in trouble. We just put him in a pan of boiling water and put spinach on his head. Students of this blog will know that this sort of thing has happened before.