Bill

A posh pub in prosperous Midhurst. Two coffees and a pot of tea, and a nice sit down in leather armchairs. 

 Aah, here comes the bill: 

 £12.75  

 Hmm...

 First item: "Welcome:  £0.00"

 Well, at least that was free.



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