Warm welcome
What is this? I will have to ask the nearest Expectation Management Operative.
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This is just plain wrong
What were they thinking? This can't be right. I bet if we went to France and tried to sell English champagne they would be all over us like a cheap suit.
Commitment
This weird modern right of passage has finally reached our town. You and your betrothed engrave your names on a padlock, attach it to a bridge and (I assume) you throw the keys in the river as a sign of undying commitment. If you don't have that sort of commitment, then the humble cable tie is equally acceptable.