Moai
Be the envy of your neighbours with an authentic Easter Island Moai. Use it to keep an evil eye on their cat and generally protect your home.
Probably also available with solar powered LED eyes.
Rich Old Goats
Have you noticed? Tour around your average National Trust property and it soon becomes obvious that previous generations seem to have been fortunate and very well heeled. It seems nobody lived in poky little houses. They didn't have to look at wood chip wallpaper and sit on cheap MFI furniture. They had beautiful oak panel walls and real leather seats in their well stocked library. Outside the house would sit in many acres of land, and sometimes many thousands of acres. All in all the people we chose to commemorate appear to have been wealthy, while the poor and the merely average have passed silently into history unremarked and unremembered.
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